Review: Uncanny Valley

(Originally posted November 11, 2018)

Genre: Anthology, story telling, paranormal, horror
Possible Triggers: N/A
Safe For Work: Yes
Content: PG

You’re riding alone on a moonlit, but starless night. You just missed your exit, and now there’s only one way back home. So sit back, open your ears and hold on tight, because you’re about to take a quick detour—through Uncanny County…

General:
Un·can·ny – strange or mysterious, especially in an unsettling way.

We all know the saying “this one didn’t quite make it out of the uncanny valley.” Uncanny County takes that one step further.

Imagine you’re a simple man, living a simple life, in a simple small town. You have yourself a nice sweetheart who you want to marry, but she’s so busy with her helper robots who are running the town. You start to suspect she might be cheating. One thing leads to another, and you discover that the entire town population is robots, your girlfriend is a robot, and they’re all being controlled by the human version of your girlfriend, who turned you into a robot after you were in a fatal accident twenty-five years earlier. And this isn’t the first time you’ve discovered this.

Welcome to Uncanny County.

This podcast is an anthology of seemingly unrelated stories that all have one definitive thing in common – they’re all a little strange and a lot wtf. There are small threads woven through the stories that bring them together (namely a sheriff and her deputy who keeps dying on his first day), hinting at a larger story line in an almost infuriating manner. It’s certainly enough to make you keep hitting the “next” button.

If you suffer from a second-hand embarrassment squick, the first few episodes can be a little uncomfortable. The voice actors almost overact their parts, laying things on thick – the small town atmosphere is too heavy, the nervous flirting between a man and a woman makes you cringe, the southern charm is laid on thick, and there are times where you have to hit pause and collect yourself before going back to see what shudder-worthy thing is being said.

And then you realize that’s deliberate. They’re trying to unsettle you, they’re trying to put you off, they want you to feel uncomfortable. They want you to feel exactly what the main character is feeling.

The first episode, for example, with the man who didn’t know he was a robot (no, I didn’t make that up, that’s a real episode), would have been a completely different if handled by another podcast. It could have been something truly terrifying, or truly hilarious, but instead of going one way or the other, Uncanny County made it both. It’s cringe-y, it’s funny, it’s scary, and in a weird way it’s heartwarming all at the same time. There aren’t many shows that pull off all of that in one episode.

It all adds to the charm of the show. One would almost call it uncanny. The point of it all is to unsettle you and put you on edge, not just through the story that’s being told, but by changing the way it’s told to you. It makes you feel uncomfortable and worried, and it puts you in the role of the central character, who, like you, has no idea what’s going on or how to deal with it. The worst part of it all? There’s nothing you can do to control the narrative. You’re just a passenger watching all of it unfold. And you’re almost certainly heading for a train wreck which has a twisted but happy(?) ending. The citizens of Uncanny County aren’t always the luckiest people, but they get what they’re due in the end – if not in a slightly different way than they might have imagined.

Maybe don’t book a vacation there, though. And never go to a clown hotel. Or the car wash/lawyer’s office. Or- yeah, don’t book a vacation there.

The writing of Uncanny County is undeniably stellar, and while the way the stories are told can certainly make you feel awkward, enough binge listening will get you passed that and eagerly on to the next episode. Whatever you feel, you have to give the writers and voice actors credit – they’re doing their jobs well here.

LGBTQIA Friendly?: Yes
Pay to Listen?: No, but they accept donations.
Length: 20-30 minutes

Overall: While Uncanny County isn’t necessarily unique in its premise (a strange place where strange things happen and no one questions them), the way the stories are told certainly is. There are plenty of horror podcasts out there, and plenty of humorous ones, but podcasts that try and succeed to be both are a rare treat. And there’s an added bonus if awkward, overdone characters are hilarious to you. For the rest of us? It’s gets easier, I promise.

Rating: 4/5